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Christian comedian Tim Hawkins hilariously explains and demonstrates how men and women text differently. Communication is essential for any and every relationship. Without consistent and constant communication, a relationship will cease to exist. You cannot have a relationship without communicating with someone in some form or fashion. Thanks to technological advances, everyone can now instantly communicate with practically anybody. Cell phones have become so pervasive in society that they are basically an extension of most peoples hands. Everyone is on their phone doing something constantly. Of course, one of the many functions that our cell phones can perform is sending a text message to someone. It likely has become most peoples preferred form of communication. People are constantly texting someone about something. However, not everyone texts exactly alike, as Tim hilariously points out in a clip posted on social media. In the short clip, Tim mentions how men and women text one another differently. Tim states men are more to the point, sending only a handful of words in a text message at a time. However, women, on the other hand, prefer to write long, detailed, book-length text messages. Like when men text something, its just a couple of words, Tim said. Tim mentioned that when women text, they resemble a small, cute wild animal holding food. You look like a squirrel holding a nut, he said. With a series of hilarious and furious hand motions, Tim acted out a woman writing out a text message. You got a carriage return on your phone, he said. Sparks flying off of your palms. Tim shared a recent text exchange between his wife and himself to illustrate further his point about the differences in texting practices between men and women. His message to his wife was, Hello, my darling. How are you doing today? Her response to him was massive and incredibly detailed. She told him basically everything that had happened to her that particular day. He answered back, K. Ephesians 4:29 Let no evil talk come out of your mouth, but only what is good for giving necessary teaching, and for grace to those who give ear.

One comedian gave a spot-on and hilarious take on how television has changed and evolved over the years. After a long day at the office, most people like to sit down, relax and escape the stresses and worries of their day for a while. The easiest and most popular way to do this is to reach for the remote and turn on the television. TV provides escapism, allowing us to turn off our brains for a little bit while we dive into our favorite series or program. Now, thanks to the invention of streaming and on-demand platforms, we can watch our favorite programs on our schedule. But that wasnt always the case, as one hilarious video correctly points out. In the hysterical clip, Matt Mitchell plays two rolesa customer and a salespersonacross the decades. The video starts in the 1950s, when television first came onto the scene and continues all the way up until today. Like every good comedian, Matt infuses a lot of truth into his jokes about how television has changed in some ways but stayed the same in others. To help set the mood and feel for each decade, Matts wardrobe continuously and noticeably changes and the background music for each decade comes from a popular TV show at that time. At the beginning of the video, Matt is stunned when he learns that it would cost him an entire months salary to purchase a TV set. But that sting is lessened a bit when he learns hell be able to watch all three channels for free! However, as the video progresses and the decades change, Matts questions and worries become a little more familiar. He is asking questions that weve all thought about at one time or another about our television and streaming platforms. Again, this short video is 100% spot-on and absolutely hilarious! Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Christian comedian Tim Hawkins had a hysterical response to a fans question about how much and how often he reads the Bible. Christians understand that developing and maintaining a relationship with God, the Creator of the universe, requires work on our part, just like any other relationship. Like every other relationship in life, communication is an essential aspect of having a personal relationship with the Lord. That, of course, is achieved through daily and earnest prayer. Another critical part of having a relationship with God is digging into the Bible. What better way to learn about Him than to read Gods Word? That holy text is essentially a blueprint and a guidebook for life, providing answers, examples and commands for every situation we encounter in this life. In a clip posted on social media, Tim says that he often gets some weird questions when hes out on the road. One happened when a woman asked him how frequently he reads his Bible. This lady asked me this the other day, Do you read your Bible every day? Tim said. Well, Tim provided an answer, but in the most hilarious way possible. No, I read your Bible every day, he said. I sneak in your house when youre not there, and I do devotions, and I highlight verses that dont make any sense. He then went on to create a scenario of that woman going to and opening her Bible only to discover that a random verse was highlighted, leading to much confusion. Youre like, Why did I highlight, Dont cook a goat in its own milk? What is that? Is that supposed to mean something to me? Maybe I need to pay better attention. In this short but hilarious clip, Tim again shows why he continues to be so successful and popular! Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

In a hilarious sketch from The Carol Burnett Show, the legendary Vincent Price handed cash to the comedic genius Carol Burnett. Money is a necessity in life. We all need it to survive and function. However, money can also lead to issues. Having too little of it can cause problems, but having too much of it can also cause problems. A lack of monetary income makes paying bills and for essentials nearly impossible. However, someone consumed by the love of money could lose their soul. A hilarious clip on YouTube shows how money can lead people to resort to mean, despicable and questionable ways to obtain it. The clip features two legendary figures Vincent Price and Carol Burnett. In the short sketch, Vincent plays a celebrated and arrogant author at a book signing. He meets and greets fans while basking in the praise his latest work is receiving from critics and fans alike. Seconds into the skit, Carol, who dons a Girl Scouts-type outfit, enters the bookstore. She quickly explains who she is and wants to collect money to send her troop members to camp. Hilariously, Carol, who is supposed to be playing a child, will do whatever it takes to extract money from Mr. Price. She even resorts to blackmail to help fill her tin can with dollar bills. However, Carols actions become more sinister and hysterical as the sketch continues. Right before a local television interview, Carol mentions that she has found quite the loophole in Vincents latest novel, which everyone is celebrating. To try and keep her quiet, he gives her more and more money. Carol eventually ends up doing the television interview with him. She gets him to talk about her group and how it needs donations while he takes off his watch and generously hands it to her. The skit is hilarious, but it does highlight how low some people will go to get money from others. The Bible is also extremely clear about money and how Christians should watch themselves and guard their hearts regarding money. 1 Timothy 6:10 For the love of money is a root of all evil: and some whose hearts were fixed on it have been turned away from the faith, and been wounded with unnumbered sorrows.

The Carol Burnett Show has come up with several hilarious takes on some standard commercials. No one enjoys commercials. All commercials do is seemingly interrupt our favorite television programs at the most inopportune moment. When a character has to make an important decision that will significantly alter the episode's direction and the entire series, you can bet that a commercial is only seconds away. Unfortunately, we would not have any television programming to watch without commercials. Those ads provide the budget, paying for the shows you tune in to watch weekly. So, if we didnt have those annoying and troublesome ads, we wouldnt have TV shows. While most people arent the biggest fans of commercials, we are all incredibly familiar with them. Most of the time, based on how the commercial is put together, we can likely guess what product the ad is trying to sell. In a clip posted on YouTube, The Carol Burnett Show put together a series of hilarious parodies of a whole string of commercials. While the specific products in the ads may be unfamiliar to us, the type of commercials are ones we know well. The first commercial features Harvey Korman playing chess with several people huddled around him, watching every move very closely. One of the spectators is a man noisily munching on a bag of chips. Each bite he takes gets louder and louder. Eventually, Harvey stands up, and the two men try to outdo one another. They both take loud, highly annoying and greatly exaggerated bites of the chips. Other commercials include Harvey pitching a coffee maker that makes any coffee better and faster. Given his pained and hilarious expression, his previous statement is not entirely true. Another faux commercial included in the sketch compilation shows a mother entering her surprise party and being moved to tears. The older woman is quickly handed her gift: a box of tissues. Her daughter and the other guests then promptly exit. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A hilarious and talented comedian hysterically explained how English is his first and second language. Being introduced to a new subject or set of facts and figures can take time and effort to learn and grasp. Attempting to pick up a new skill can be daunting and overwhelming. Learning is hard and usually requires some time and patience. But what if you already know and use what youre learning daily? That would make learning a breeze and a most enjoyable experience. However, are you really learning if you already know what youre learning? In a clip posted on YouTube, Vien Phommachanh explained how he became quite familiar with the English language. While in school, Vien took ESL (English as a Second Language) classes. He stated that there was one big problem with his placement in those classes. School was weird for me, he said. I had to take English as a Second Language classes. I struggled in these classes because I only spoke English. Vien explains how and why he ended up in those classes he did not need. I went to a school with a bunch of immigrant kids, he said. They didnt know what to do with me. The teachers were like, What do we do with the Asian kid who speaks English? Yeah, they decided lets just put him with the others. So, English is now my first and second language. Later in the video, Vien says that when his parents came to his stand-up, heckled him and inadvertently turned the entire room against him. I got my parents to come to a show, he said. I was like, Itll be a good time and well make them laugh. Itll be awesome. It wasnt awesome. They didnt laugh once, and they made everybody uncomfortable. He says that after explaining to the crowd that his parents were in attendance, everyone would turn and look at his mom and dad to see if they were laughing. He says the only laugh he got during that set was when his father said, You not funny. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Christian comedian Tim Hawkins hilariously described Heaven and some activities that might occur in the city where the streets are paved with gold, including taking selfies with giant, massive figures mentioned in the Bible and adding friends on a unique and exclusive social media platform. He also mentioned that he does have one fear while in Heaven. Every follower of Jesus Christ wants and strives to make it to Heaven. Yes, being human, we all still fall and stumble, but Heaven is the destination for those who have accepted Him as their personal Lord and Savior. All desperately want to enter the pearly gates as they hear, Well done, good and faithful servant, after they leave this Earth. Heaven will be the most stunningly beautiful place imaginable, full of people who constantly praise and worship the Lord. It will also be an opportunity to reunite with loved ones who have gone before us. But besides singing His praises and fellowshipping with other believers, what activities will be available are unclear. In a clip posted on social media, Tim tries to fill in some of those gaps. He hilariously describes what people might be doing once we all get to Heaven, such as singing, dancing and hanging out with people like Paul, Moses and Abraham. However, Tim mentions that he does have one fear about going to Heaven: He does not want to embarrass himself. Theres gonna be a lot of famous people there, Tim said. I hope I dont embarrass myself, get all starstruck, you know? In the video, Tim mimics dancing and worshipping the Creator when he notices a pretty recognizable face worshipping and dancing right next to him. Thats the apostle Paul! Tim says as he rushes over and pretends to grab a quick selfie with the man credited with writing much of the New Testament. In the clip, Tim casually mentions how Heaven may even have their own social platform: Gracebook. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

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Take a moment for a well-needed laugh. This comedian has a hilarious take on working in his church's nursery. Jonnie W Comedy shares a humorous take on serving in the nursery for church. He says it is the best because the babies cannot rat you out if it all goes wrong. The audience laughs out loud. He shares how they are a sticker church because they put stickers on the kids when they get checked in for the nursery. He says, Were tagging these kids like theyre in the wild, its weird. Jonnie goes on to say that parents are supposed to keep the other piece of paper, and he jokes that he doesnt put up with that in his nursery, You come back without that piece of paper, were keeping him ok? He tells them that they knew the risks. The audience is howling and laughing. He continues that the parent says that he knows him and he dropped him off, and he says, Sir look, without the receipt the best I can do is store credit. Everyone laughs so hard. He says that he responds, youve gotta pick out something of equal or lesser value. He jokes, We give out so many redheads yall, its unbelievable. The audience is rolling. I love how Jonnie takes such a mundane task and makes it hilarious. He has a true talent for captivating an audience and leading them into laughter. Scripture tells us that laughter is healthy for us. Hopefully this video is good medicine for all of us today. It is wonderful to laugh about some of the every day or weekly tasks that we do. Our God is good, and He created laughter. We are invited in to express this gift of humor given to us by the Creator who loves us, and what better way than to laugh about the nursery at church? A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a persons strength. Genesis 1:21-22

A comedian, Brian Scott McFadden, gave his hysterical take on the accents most pilots seem to have and the crazy and insane boarding procedures of airlines. Everyone loves going on vacation. Who doesnt love escaping real life for a week or so and jetting off to a tropical paradise? Once we reach our destination, its nothing but rest and relaxation until its time to leave and return to reality. The only downside to going on vacation is traveling to the destination. As everyone knows, that can be a hassle and lead to some of the biggest migraines youll ever experience. This is especially true if your chosen mode of transportation is flying. In a clip posted on YouTube, Brian talks about the accents of most pilots. He states that they all seem to have what he describes as a Midwestern accent. Its calm, reassuring and confident. Thats precisely how you want the pilot to sound, right? Everyone wants someone flying the plane to sound like they are in total control of the situation. Then he switches things up a little. He reimagines what a pilot might sound like and say if they had a New York or New Jersey accent. Moments into this bit, Brian has the entire audience rolling with laughter. He claims that a New York accent wouldnt work as a pilot because its not the most soothing one in the world. Also, as Brian hilariously demonstrates in the clip, New Yorkers tend to be more brusque, blunt and straightforward than youd want a pilot to be. He also includes a few hysterical jokes about how airlines allow people to board the aircraft. He claims that airlines separate passengers by class with their oddly named membership groups. Brians stand-up bit is so hilarious because its so relatable. Everyone who has ever flown on a plane knows and understands exactly what he is talking about. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Comedian Mike Jones hilariously and correctly explains how getting out of bed in the morning does change with age. Aging is hardly ever a fun process. No one over 25 or 30 wants to get any older. They never sit, wait, and anticipate turning 40, 50, 60 or 70. If they had their choice, they would turn back the clock and get younger. Everyone would love to have that ability. Unfortunately, no one has yet found a way to rewind or even pause time. Instead, time keeps slowly moving forward, stopping for no one, doing so as it has since creation. Since aging happens to everyone and is something we cant change or stop, we should have fun with it. That is precisely what comedian Mike Jones did when he highlighted how something as simple as getting out of bed changes through the years and becomes increasingly more difficult. In a hysterical clip posted on social media, Mike states that getting out of bed was a piece of cake and something we did without even thinking about it. When you was young, you could wake up late, get out of bed. Boom, Mike said. Yeah, you remember when you were 20. You could wake up late for work, jump in your clothes. Got to go. Wee! Out the door. But when you hit your 50s, things start changing dramatically. In your 50s, you get out of bed in sections, he said. He described the process of getting out of bed for someone in their 50s. You got to sit in the bed for 30 seconds and let the blood circulate down, he said. Then you turn and put your feet on the floor another 30 seconds to let it go flow down to your knees and ankles. Mike adds that the final stage of the process involves standing out of bed and moving your hip backward to create momentum to propel yourself forward. Job 12:12 Old men have wisdom, and a long life gives knowledge.

Christian comedian Tim Hawkins has shared what is likely the most delicious and hilarious Brussels sprouts recipe. God does not create replicas but originals, so that is why no two people are exactly alike. Everyone is different, with their own likes, dislikes, preferences and tastes. How dull would life be if we all liked the same things? No one wants that. These differences in likes and dislikes are likely most apparent and visible in the foods we consume. Everyone has foods they love and can eat nearly every day without ever growing tired of them. However, on the other hand, we all have foods we hate and will do anything humanly possible to avoid putting them in our mouths. Vegetables are a polarizing food group. Some people really enjoy some vegetables, while others hate those same vegetables with a passion that burns bright. One vegetable that seems to catch a lot of hate (mainly because it tastes and smells so bad) is Brussels sprouts. Tim Hawkins has finally developed the perfect recipe for Brussels sprouts, allowing everyone who hates them to consume them easily. In a clip posted on social media, Tim shares his hilarious and inventive recipe. The first step involves cutting the vegetables in half and placing them gently on a baking sheet. Once on the baking sheet, you can sprinkle some spices and even olive oil on them before baking the vegetables for about 15 minutes. However, this is the most crucial step of the recipe. After the vegetables have spent a specific amount of time in the oven, they should be removed and immediately thrown in the trash. Once you have thrown out all the Brussels sprouts and they are securely in the trash, call up and order a pizza. It is a complicated recipe, but most people will be more than happy with the result. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Comedic legends Carol Burnett and Harvey Korman have absolutely terrible memories in a hysterical skit from The Carol Burnett Show. The aging process impacts everyone. No matter how hard some may try, they cannot and will not avoid getting older. We get older with every passing day, hour and minute. Time, as the old saying goes, stops for no man. Aging is a simple fact of life. Aging is such a part of life that we can literally see its effects. Men commonly lose their hair as they get older, and the hair that they manage to keep on their heads often turns gray. A womans hair will also turn gray. Metabolism slowing down and wrinkles appearing more regularly are all signs of advancing in age. However, people commonly say that the memory is the first thing to go when it comes to getting older. Losing ones memory can be devastating, but Carol and Harvey show that it can also result in some rather funny and laugh-out-loud situations. In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol and Harvey play a married couple awaiting friends' arrival at their house another married couple they havent seen in years. But they cannot remember either the man's or the womans first and last names for their lives. Hilarity ensues after their friends arrive, and they both spend every second desperately trying to get their longtime friends to say their names. Whenever a situation presents itself in which the forgotten couple might say their names, they do not, for one reason or another. Due to some quick thinking from Carol and Harvey, they successfully disguise the fact that they have no idea who exactly they are entertaining at their house. Aging happens to everyone, and sometimes, as the classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show demonstrates, that can make for some hilarious situations. Proverbs 16:31 The grey head is a crown of glory, if it is seen in the way of righteousness.

The cast of the beloved and iconic The Carol Burnett Show pulled a series of hilarious jokes and pranks on one another, forcing them to try and disguise their laughter during a sketch. Not taking yourself too seriously is necessary for a successful, sustained comedy career. Actors and comedians often find themselves in some pretty insane situations, especially in sitcoms or sketch comedy shows like Saturday Night Live or The Carol Burnett Show. Those people must be able to take whatever happens at the moment and roll with it, whether its expected or not. But isnt learning not to take yourself too seriously and being able to laugh at yourself something helpful for everyone? Nobody wants to be around someone who has no sense of humor or cannot take a joke. In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol Burnett, Tim Conway, Harvey Korman and Vicki Lawrence show they can take a joke. The Carol Burnett program was known for its cast, mainly Harvey, breaking character and bursting into laughter during the middle of a skit. The 11-minute clip shows some of the best pranks and jokes they pulled on one another. Some of the bits included in the video are of Carol speaking to the audience before the show. As she does her iconic Tarzan call, someone dressed as a gorilla unexpectedly runs up and down the aisles. At another point in the clip, Carol informs the audience about the prank she will play on Harvey. Things go about as expected, and everyone ends up doubled over in laughter. Near the clip's conclusion, Carol attempts to lip-sync along. However, one of the shows crew members has a bit of fun with her. The speed and sound of the recording are manipulated so much that lip-syncing to it is impossible. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Legendary comedic actors Carol Burnett and Jim Nabors went on an unforgettable and hilarious blind date on The Carol Burnett Show. Marriage, and everything that comes with it, is one of the best things in life. Nothing beats spending and enjoying life with the love of your life. However, getting to that point can be frustrating and, sometimes, even maddening. Dating takes work. Its essentially a system based on trial and error, spending time with someone as you try to determine if they are a good match. Sometimes, it works; other times, a first date is all the information you need to know that it will not work. One of the most common forms of dating is a blind date. Usually, it means the two individuals have never met before their date. But Carol Burnett and Jim Nabors, in a hysterical skit, gave a blind date an entirely different meaning. The skit posted on YouTube begins with Carol sitting on the couch talking to her mother. After a few moments, it becomes clear that Carols mother has set them up, hoping for a love connection. But Carol doesnt have high hopes and doesnt want someone who wears glasses, which she wears. Jim rings Carols doorbell, and things get off to a wrong but hilarious start. Carol and Jim decide they will not wear their glasses on this date. Those decisions result in hysterical situations. Even getting in the door becomes a chore without the ability to see. Carol mistakes her date for a coat and slams the door in Jims face several times. Eventually, Jim does get into the apartment. They decide to enjoy a drink and dance, and Jim even tries to light Carols cigarette. It all turns into one mishap after another. However, Jim and Carol develop a connection, and the date ends with one of the most awkward and weird kisses youve ever witnessed. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Two comedic legends, Carol Burnett and Harvey Korman, traded barbs and quick-witted insults as an elderly couple in a hilarious skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Comedy is subjective, and because of that, it isnt easy to do well. What one person believes to be funny likely wont be the exact same thing that tickles someone elses funny bone. So, whenever someone can sustain a long and successful career in the comedy world, you know they are supremely talented. Carol Burnett and Harvey Korman fit that description perfectly. They are two very incredibly talented people. Those two, who were co-stars on the iconic The Carol Burnett Show, still keep laughing with their hysterical performances in zany, off-the-wall skits decades after the show ended its run. In another uproarious clip of a sketch from The Carol Burnett Show, Harvey and Carol star as a bickering old couple. Their insults to one another make it clear that they have been married for decades and are more than comfortable with one another. They know they arent likely to hurt one anothers feelings easily. Minutes into the sketch, Carol and Harvey get a visitor. Harvey doesnt exactly roll out the red carpet for his guest. Instead, he lets the visitor know exactly how he feels and thinks about him. On the other hand, Carol doesnt seem to mind the older man, who looks like he would be at home at a Grateful Dead concert. Carol and Harveys exaggerated antics and ease in delivering their genuinely hilarious insults make this clip absolutely hysterical. This clip shows Harvey and Caroltwo legendary comediansat the top of their game. Somehow, neither Harvey nor Carol ever cracks a smile throughout the five-and-a-half-minute sketch. For a show in which the actors commonly broke character, this seems like a skit that would have been easy to do, especially when it was always Harvey doing so, particularly when he was put in a sketch with Tim Conway. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.