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Youll be laughing at this spot-on take on Midwest party etiquette. Invite someone from the Midwest to a get-together, and they will likely exhibit some, if not all, of these actions. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see and hear how Midwesterners are likely to conduct themselves at a party. The United States of America is a massive country, which spans from the Atlantic Ocean on the east to the Pacific Ocean on the west. Within that large mass of land, there are several landscapes and climates from sweltering, uncomfortably warm to snowy, frigid and everything in between. Whatever your preference, there is bound to be an area of the country that will meet your needs. Additionally, depending on what region of the country youre in at the time, you will encounter different kinds and types of people. For instance, people who live in the Northeast are generally considered more aggressive and in-your-face, while those in the Pacific Northwest are thought to be more laid-back and go-with-the-flow. When it comes to the Midwest, they are thought to be nice, perhaps overly and even annoyingly nice, choosing to defer to others in many situations. A clip posted on YouTube perfectly captures how a typical Midwesterner is likely to act at a party. If youre from the Midwest or know someone who is, these actions and phrases will be very familiar. In the videos opening moments, the Midwesterner arrives at the party with his hands full of food, including tons of dip, even though he was told not to bring anything with him. Then the man keeps asking whether there is anything he can do to help the person throwing the party. He will not take no for an answer and insists on doing something helpful. However, the most hilarious part is when he has a huge personal crisis over a piece of pizza. Oh, no, I cant eat the last slice, he said. Maybe Ill just cut it in half, and then someone else can have the last one. He cuts it and then cuts it a couple more times until there is nothing left. Romans 15:7 So then, take one another to your hearts, and as Christ took us, to the glory of God.

Aaron Webers take on italics will have you cracking up. After hearing the comedians uproariously funny views and thoughts on italics, youll never look at them the same again. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how he used to think about and view italicized words. The English language is a tricky one to master. Its often called one of the most challenging languages in the world to learn. There are so many rules to follow whenever either speaking or writing English, many of which are hard to keep straight. But to complicate matters even further, for every rule in the English language, and there are a lot of them, there is an exception. So, there ya go. Throughout school, from kindergarten through high school and even in college, students are required to take English classes. They take all these classes in the very language we all speak every day, and many people still struggle with something as basic as knowing which form of 'there' to use and when. So, it should come as no surprise when someone becomes more than a little puzzled upon encountering an italicized word. In a clip posted on YouTube, Aaron explained what he used to think italicized words meant. He also gave a deliriously funny real-life example of him responding to an italicized word in the classroom. If Im reading out loud, and a word is just slanted, what do I do with that? he asked. I didnt ask. I assumed. I thought italics meant that I was supposed to read it in an Italian accent. Thats what I thought the word meant. Yall understand how I got there? Well, using this line of thinking, when called upon to read in class, thats exactly what Aaron did, much to the surprise and confusion of his classmates. My friends like, Why did you do that, man? he recalled. I was like, Why did yall not do that? Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Capn Crunch isnt for beginners or novices, as Jeff Foxworthys hilarious take makes perfectly clear. The popular funnyman shared why a delicate balance must be struck whenever enjoying the sweet, sugary breakfast cereal. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Jeff says must happen when chowing down a nice bowl of Capn Crunch. It's been said that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Some would likely argue with that statement, because reaching consensus on anything today is nearly impossible, even for something as innocuous and insignificant as breakfast. Some individuals enjoy arguing too much and being contrarians to cede anything. Regardless of ones stance on the importance of breakfast, who doesnt enjoy a bowl of cereal now and then? There is literally something for every taste. If you want chocolate, peanut butter or marshmallows in your cereal, there are plenty of those that qualify. On the other hand, for those who desire a healthier cereal, there are also options available for purchase. Then, there are some cereals that require special instructions for eating. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff mentioned what one must do when eating a bowl of Capn Crunch. As he hilariously points out, an individual cannot dive right in and start downing that sweet, sugary goodness. There is a process, a system that must be adhered to, or bodily injury may occur. Fact of life: out of all the cereals, Capn Crunch is the most time-intensive, he said. Heres what Im talking about. You eat it too soon after you pour the milk on, and you will rip the roof of your mouth to shreds. You wait too long after you pour the milk on, and the captain will put a film on your teeth a wire brush cant get rid of. Capn Crunch is not for everybody, especially for beginners and the inexperienced. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Nate Bargatzes hotel room issue quickly turned into a big, hilarious problem. The popular funnyman had a minor problem in his room, and things spiraled pretty fast, becoming quite the issue and creating plenty of laughs. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the problem Nate ran into in his hotel room, and then everything that followed, as people tried to correct the issue. Human beings are failed and flawed creatures, and so, because of that, no ones life is perfect. Everyone has their problems and issues; things they are going through that may be completely invisible to everyone around them. For the most part, people are doing the best they can, trying to make it through another day. However, despite what we might be experiencing and currently going through, if we stop for a minute and take a step back, well probably soon realize something. Well discover that we are tremendously blessed, given more than we could possibly ever need. Sadly, many people, including me, take a lot of our blessings for granted and completely overlook them. In a YouTube clip, Nate mentioned he discovered a problem with his hotel room: the Chromecast wasn't working correctly. Of course, this is a relatively minor problem in the grand scheme of things, but he still called down to the front desk to let them know what was going on. The events that followed his initial phone call are absolutely hilarious! The oldest voice I ever heard answered the phone, he said. This guy was a Civil War survivor. I mean, he was the age where you go, Thank you for your service. After explaining to the older man his technological dilemma, he sent up a younger person, who turned out to be someone in Nates father's age bracket. He immediately knew this was not going to end well, either. It turned out that his initial assessment and conclusion were proven correct. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Trey Kennedy believes we have way too many parties. The popular comedian is of the belief that not everything, every even remotely significant moment in life requires a celebration. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Treys take on parties and why he believes not every occasion is deserving of a large gathering of family and friends. Life is not always pleasant. Sadly, there will be many instances in which life causes you tremendous pain and suffering. A lot of times, these events and circumstances will arise through no fault of our own. To make matters even more complicated, these will often happen without a moments notice, completely blindsiding us, leaving us entirely unprepared to absorb the hit that is about to take place. Thankfully, when these do happen, many people have friends and family they can rely on for help and support. They offer encouragement, a shoulder to cry on and a listening ear. Also, during much better, happier times, these people will be around to help us celebrate and recognize those special occasions. But do we really need to throw all those parties? Does everything need a large gathering of people? Trey Kennedy questions whether its really necessary. In a clip posted on YouTube, Trey hilariously explained that his sister threw a party to announce that she and her husband were expecting a child. That sounds fine, right? Who doesnt love a baby? But then they threw another get-together to reveal the youngsters gender. Really? My sister, she couldnt just simply notify us shes pregnant, right? Trey said. She was like, Why dont you guys come over this Saturday at 9 a.m.? Right? Shes got the hidden cameras, every corner. And I show up, Im a good sport, but I know whats coming. Later in the clip, when it was time for the gender reveal party, he was in charge of getting the cake for the big moment. He confessed that choosing a confusing color for the cake did cross his mind. And Utah, I thought about ruining it, he said. I thought about it, you know? I asked, I was, like, Ill pay double for yellow. Ill pay double. What does that mean? Oh, youre having a Teletubby! Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Leanne Morgan hit the slopes, and comedy ensued. The popular comedian shared what happened to her during a family skiing trip. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Leanne discuss an embarrassing and awkward skiing mishap, and the strange interaction that followed. Many people, for some inexplicable reason, love skiing. Ive never seen the appeal of moving at a high rate of speed down a hill, and in some cases, a mountain, while trying to avoid slamming into trees and your fellow skiers. Skiers pride themselves on conquering this hill or that hill, hopefully doing so without sustaining injury. Oh, and this is also an activity performed outside, in the snow and cold. None of that sounds the least bit interesting to me. Sounds like we might want to leave that to the Olympians. Nevertheless, people enjoy skiing and are often willing to travel long distances. Hilly, mountainous western states such as Colorado and Utah are prime destinations for skiers, offering the perfect places to test their skills. Hopefully, when its all said and done, they come away from their experience with no injuries and all their limbs still intact. In a clip posted on YouTube, Leanne shares that her family tries to go skiing regularly, at least once a year. Her husband and children love the activity, while, given her comments, Leanne doesnt seem too keen on it. Instead, it sounds as if she is just more along for the ride than a true skiing enthusiast. Anyway, as she explained, she was on the ski lift, on her way to the top of the hill, when something odd and unexpected happened to her. In her words, something did not click. I had every intention of skiing that year, she said. I had on everything. I was ready to go, and I know how to get off a ski lift, and I know how to ski. But something did not click that day, and I just fell off that ski lift into the snow. She found herself lying in the snow, near the ski lift, watching as it went around and around her. Eventually, one of the workers at the resort came by and offered her some less-than-helpful words of advice. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Kristin Chenoweth underwent the ultimate soda taste. The actress and singer put her taste buds to the test as she tried to identify popular soft drinks correctly. Watch the short, thoroughly enjoyable and fun clip to see whether Kristin passed or failed the ultimate soda taste test. Americans love themselves some sugar, and it doesnt matter if it comes in the form of food or a drink. However, despite Americans love affair and obsession with sugar, we could all probably stand to consume less of it. Every doctor and medical professional will likely tell you the same thing. Cutting back on the sugar will do wonders for your health and your waistline. Given Americas ever-increasing obesity problem, health should always be top of mind when it comes to food and drink. However, completely cutting out everything that tastes good is no fun. Who wants to live like that? Not me, and Id venture to guess no one else does either. Finding and striking a balance has to be done. Enjoy this or that, but dont overdo it. In a clip posted on YouTube, Kristin sampled a handful of popular soft drinks. But she was unable to see what she was drinking, wanting to see if she really knew what she was consuming without seeing the label. Going into this test, the Broadway star was very confident. She had this. It was going to be a piece of cake. At one point, she claimed that if she didnt recognize the taste of Coca-Cola, her name wasnt Kristin Chenoweth. In the end, the results were not what she expected. She did not do quite so well and only correctly identified a couple of the drinks. She did have an excuse, and one that many people would buy, believing that she had a valid point. She claimed that she did so poorly because the drinks were not cold. Im not sure I would have fared much better. But it would still be fun to try and see how well you could do. 3 John 1:2 My loved one, it is my prayer that you may do well in all things, and be healthy in body, even as your soul does well.

Road signs mean something totally different in the South. Who knew that those signs we all see when heading down the highway were up for interpretation, especially when it comes to one part of the country? Watch the short and hysterical clip to see what one driver in the southern United States thinks these road signs mean. Driving, as its often described, is a privilege and not a right granted through any of our countrys founding documents. So, like any other privilege, driving comes with responsibilities and obligations. These must be followed and adhered to in order to keep this privilege. More commonly, these are referred to as following the rules of the road. Now, as any experienced driver knows and will tell you, understanding and following road signs and other warnings is a definite rule of the road. Failure to do so could land you in legal trouble and possibly result in a hefty fine. A good majority of the road signs we see every day are self-explanatory. There is no way anyone could interpret those signs any other way than what is explicitly written on them. Apparently, that is not always the case. A clip posted on YouTube hilariously shows what those road signs mean to some drivers in the South. For every sign that is shown, the individual representing the rest of America completely understands and acknowledges what the sign says and means. They have no issue with the sign. However, that is not the case for the individual who stands in for drivers in the South. He has a complaint and a hypothetical situation for every sign, even for the stop sign, when it does not and should not apply. Apparently, the video argues that whenever one embarks on a road trip into the South, they are putting their lives at risk. Some are likely to argue with this conclusion, and others - especially those who live in the South - may object to this statement, or they might wholeheartedly agree with what the hysterical clip says about southern drivers. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedians hysterical response to a disturbance will have you cracking up. The funnyman, Jeff Allen, encountered an unexpected situation in the middle of the night, and his reaction was not what he or anyone else expected. Watch the short and hilarious clip to hear about the situation Jeff found himself in, and his immediate response to it. This world is lost and fallen, full of people who are hurting and struggling. Sin has done a number on this planet, this place where we all temporarily reside. Due to sin, bad things happen, and emergencies where we are forced to act without a moments notice. In some instances, how we react in that moment can be the difference between life and death. Now, everyone, if put in an emergency situation where our lives and those of our family were in immediate danger, would like to think we would know how to respond. We want to think wed react heroically, doing what needed to be done to eliminate that threatening entity or force. But is that really how most of us would act? When that fight-or-flight response kicks in, a lot of people will probably high-tail it out of there, screaming, while running in the other direction. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff hilariously detailed how he responded to a situation he initially perceived as dangerous, but first impressions can often be deceiving. Regardless, how he reacted and what he did in the moment is still pretty hysterical. We have a dress rehearsal one night, he said. I wake up; theres a human being at the foot of my bed at 3 in the morning. I dont know if youve ever, it was her, but I didnt know it. I honestly thought someone was ready to attack me in the bed. He shared that he began screaming wildly, flailing about and reached for the safe, eventually picking it up and then readied himself to throw it. But before he did that, his wife made her presence known. You! Jeff said. I could have shot you! She says, Not from what I saw, you spaz. Isaiah 41:10 Have no fear, for I am with you; do not be looking about in trouble, for I am your God; I will give you strength, yes, I will be your helper; yes, my true right hand will be your support.

Tim Hawkins is a big fan of IKEA. The popular and incredibly talented comedian loves himself some of the Swedish retailer. Watch the short but hysterical clip in which Tims love of IKEA is made terribly clear. Shopping is an awful activity. Yes, I know and understand that its something that must be done regularly to survive, especially grocery shopping (without a doubt the worst type of shopping). People need things periodically, and retail establishments have been set up to fulfill those needs. Its based on that age-old economic rule of supply and demand. You have a demand for something, and stores are there to fulfil that demand by supplying it with their products. Now, when it comes to shopping, people will have their favorite places to browse and pick up those much-needed items. That is, unless youre like me and youd rather not go to any stores. Regardless, most individuals have favorites, and they have their own reasons why this store is better than that one, or vice versa. Maybe its because of their prices, or perhaps one stores layout is better and more efficient than someone elses. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim Hawkins made his favorite store abundantly clear. Its not Walmart, Target or even Costco, but surprisingly its IKEA. Why is the popular Swedish retailer his favorite? We are not given the reasons why. Maybe he really likes putting furniture together or enjoys their world-famous meatballs. Whatever his reasoning might be, he posted a hysterical clip of himself pushing a cart around an IKEA. In the video, Tim also includes a snippet of Mamma Mia, the most popular and iconic tune from the legendary Swedish group ABBA. It remains unclear exactly what hes shopping for in the video, as he quickly moves about through the large store, but viewers will soon get the sense that Tim is enjoying himself at IKEA. Proverbs 15:13 A glad heart makes a sinning face, but by the sorrow of the heart, the spirit is broken.

Youll be cracking up at this comedians stay at a 5-star hotel. The funnyman shared his hilarious experiences from his time at an expensive, luxurious and highly rated accommodation. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Chad Thornsberry discuss his time at a hotel in downtown Chicago. Who doesnt love traveling? Is there anything better than getting outside and seeing all that the world has to offer? There is so much more that exists beyond what we see and experience in our day-to-day lives. Yes, we should be grateful for what weve been given, but sometimes its fun to go out and see new places, have new experiences. Now, whenever traveling, regardless of our ultimate destination, well have to find some place to lay our heads at night. While Airbnbs has become extremely popular as of late, some people still prefer the comfort and somewhat familiarity of a hotel. In a clip posted on YouTube, Chad discussed the time he stayed at a rather pricey establishment in downtown Chicago. It was a bit of culture shock for him, as hes not used to staying in such expensive spots. As he mentioned in the opening moments, his stay was part of a work trip and paid for by the company. His time at the hotel in the Windy City got off on a rocky and hilarious start even before he entered the building. As Im staring, the door to my truck opens, he said. As Im turning, out of the corner of my eye, I see somebody start to get in, and so just out of a reaction, I just turn and shove this guy. And he just kind of stumbles backwards, and Im like, Dude, what are you doing? He said, Sir, Im your valet. But in my defense, I dont drive the type of vehicle that you typically valet. Later, after finally getting into the hotel, he has a brief but hilarious encounter with the person behind the desk, who helps him check in. But that wasnt all. Several hours later, he received a phone call from the hotel asking him how the room was and if everything was OK. This courtesy call had Chad more than a little confused. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This hotel waffle story from Nate Bargatze will have you laughing out loud. The popular and talented funnyman has a skill in making anything, even the smallest, most insignificant encounter and experience, deliriously funny, and he has done that once again with what he witnessed during a continental breakfast. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what happened when he and a buddy tried to enjoy breakfast at a hotel. Hotels are an excellent modern convenience that too many of us take for granted. They make travel and vacations possible, or at least much easier, allowing people to easily book a place to stay for a night or two while going from Point A to Point B. What would we do if hotels didn't exist? Probably open the Airbnb app and figure out something there, but thats beside the point. Most people have stayed in a hotel at some point. Some of them were great, and others likely not so much. However, despite the condition of the room or whether anything was missing or damaged, can we all admit that the continental breakfast is the best thing about staying at a hotel? Who doesnt want to wake up and rush downstairs for a cinnamon roll or a nice bowl of Lucky Charms? In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate explained that he and a buddy were trying to enjoy their hotels breakfast layout when things went horribly and hilariously wrong. What should have just been a nice breakfast turned into a catastrophe. So, Im with my buddy of mine, thats my age, he said. So, we go through; hes in front of me. Not really talking or anything, just going through. He gets to it. Its batter and syrup theyre in clear containers. Theyre not labeled, but theyre in clear containers. He gets the syrup and starts pouring it on the waffle iron. This seemed like an odd move, but Nate was interested to see where his friend was going with this culinary decision, so he just hung back and watched for a moment. And Im not even stopping him because hes not doing it where hes going, I dont, Ive never done that, he added. Hes doing it where were probably going to try it after. Hes doing it like. Im like, dude, I cant wait to see what this guy is making. Like, he might know something that I dont know. Moments later, he discovered how his friends creation turned out. And it makes black smoke, is what it makes, he said. Not all recipes will be winners. 1 Corinthians 10:31So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

Grandparents pronouncing things wrong will never not be funny. A lot of times, when this happens, it has to do with internet terms and similar, associated lingo. Other times, it has nothing to do with the internet, and they still say something completely wrong. Watch the short but hysterical clip about elderly people saying things incorrectly. Lets be completely clear: we all make mistakes. Were human beings, and that means we all have imperfections and flaws. No one on this Earth is perfect; far from it, in fact. But that doesnt mean we cannot or should not laugh at ourselves and our mistakes. Instead, we should be able to laugh at ourselves and not take ourselves too seriously. So, with that being said, one of the funniest things is when people mispronounce words. Hopefully, after weve composed ourselves, we then, with much love and care, offer up the correct pronunciation for that particular word. Theres no need to be cruel about it. They may generally have no idea how to say this or that. Often, youll find that older people frequently say things wrong, especially if it has to do with the internet and technology. We have all been there before, and weve probably had to conceal our laughter, too. A clip posted on YouTube captures a grandmother saying words incorrectly. She manages to get about half of it right, and then the other part, not so much. Can someone help me put these pictures of my cruise on the Facetube? the grandmother asks, looking around. That may actually be what someones grandparent calls Facebook, a combination of Facebook and YouTube. Oh, there you are, she says next. Can you stop playing that Pokemans game and help unload the car? She was so close to getting that one correct, but still came up short. There are several other instances in the video of erroneous word pronunciation that will have you cracking up.Psalm 71:9 Do not give me up when I am old; be my help even when my strength is gone.

This fathers singing lesson with his toddler is pure comedy gold. Dad attempted to teach his youngster some of the basics when it comes to singing. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see and hear how the musical lesson went. Singers are a special group of people. They have been blessed with their ability to create beautiful, ear-pleasing sounds with their voice. The human voice is the first and only instrument made by God himself. Yes, there are hundreds, possibly even thousands of instruments, but none of them are more powerful or awe-inspiring than the human voice. While all singers are blessed with talent and a God-given gift for creating sounds with their voice, it takes more than that to become a professional singer. Those aspiring to become professional singers must put in an extensive amount of highly focused, intense practice. They must train to perfect their instrument, making the most of their talent and musical gifts that have been bestowed upon them. Of course, one of the most obvious ways to do this is to take voice lessons. During those lessons, aspiring singers will learn the basics and how to sing correctly. In a clip posted on YouTube, a father gives his 2-year-old daughter a singing lesson. He has her sing this and that, making for one hysterically funny lesson! In the opening moments of the video, he has the little one sing at different volumes, which she mostly does, and she even follows his movements, creating quite the hilarious spectacle. The father and the child are a great comedy team. However, without a doubt, the funniest part of the entire nearly two-minute clip is when he has the little one sing in different musical styles. This is a laugh riot. Wait until you see and hear the child try to follow her father by singing country music. You will not be able to contain your laughter! Colossians 3:16 Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom; teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord.

This comedian explained how his education impacted his career. The funnyman, Greg Warren, mentioned what happened before and after he obtained his college degree. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Greg explain how his life was changed after he became a college graduate. An education is something that will never be completed. It does not matter how many degrees someone has or does not have; there will always be more facts, figures and knowledge to acquire. Anyone who says otherwise is incredibly nave and is only fooling themselves. However, at some point in life, they will figure out just how wrong they were, believing that they know it all after they get that piece of paper. Every day should be a learning experience, an opportunity to increase what we know. There are so many opportunities available to obtain information. They are literally all around us desktops, laptops, cell phones and libraries. Anyone who says they have no way to learn or acquire knowledge isnt looking or trying hard enough. Learning and obtaining more information will only make your life better, or at least thats what weve been led to believe. In a clip posted on YouTube, Greg, who is a college graduate, explained what happened to him after he got that coveted piece of paper. His job did not exactly get better. In fact, he hilariously makes the point that it might have gotten worse. I was a waiter before I went to college, and I came out a busboy, he said. If I wouldve gone to grad school, I am pretty sure I could have made dishwasher. I think I could have done it. Of course, a degree, while important, is not everything when it comes to the job market. Sometimes, there are factors beyond our control, regardless of how educated we are. Proverbs 18:15 The heart of the man of good sense gets knowledge; the ear of the wise is searching for knowledge.

There are many types of people you will always see at the grocery store. Without fail, people exhibit these actions and attitudes whenever they do their grocery shopping. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how many of them you recognize, and whether you exhibit any of them regularly. Grocery shopping is, unfortunately, a necessity. We all need food to survive, and those particular stores sell exactly what we need. Sadly, while its an activity that we must perform in order to stay alive, grocery shopping just so happens to be one of the worst things we have to do. So, why is grocery shopping so horrible? If you have ever visited a grocery store, you already know the answer to that question. Of course, its because people, whenever they are grocery shopping, forget that other people exist in the world. They become entirely focused on themselves and others, making for a horrible, awful experience for everyone involved. Again, you know all of this is entirely true and that I speak nothing but the truth. A clip posted on YouTube perfectly captures the actions of people at the grocery store. You will more than likely recognize these, and if you do not, then you have not been to a grocery store in your life. The first person spotted in the clip is the individual who believes they can go into the store, peruse and go about their shopping with the use of a buggy or shopping cart. This individual will do everything in their power, use all their arm strength and juggling ability to carry their selected items. However, by far the most frustrating of all the people the video displays is the reunion. When people do this, they block an entire aisle, making it impossible for others to continue shopping. Again, there is no consideration for anyone else at this point. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.